"This is Halloween"

Well last night was Halloween. For any who did not see me, I went as the Minister of Silly Walks. We watched Sleepy Hollow and went to a boring graveyard (Graveyards in general just aren't very lively). And though we did not trick or treat, we had plenty of delicious candy. It was fun. Now what can I say about Halloween.

We played an incredibly fun game the whole night. We call it "count the sluts." It entails pointing out all of the people dressed up in slutty costumes and keeping a tally until the number gets to high for the engineers in the group to count. We lost track, so we won.

This brings me to my haiku.

When it's Halloween,
If you want a gentleman
Then don't dress slutty


By this I mean that slutty outfits are rather counterproductive. If a girl just wants to hookup, they're ok (they suit the person). However, if they want to find a good guy and form a nice relationship and/or friendship, they won't dress slutty. Here are some ideas for much more effective costumes: Pikachu, the house from Up, a zombie from one of many zombie things (be it Left 4 Dead or Pride and Prejudice and Zombies- a zombie Mr. Darcy would be good... although not a far cry from a normal Mr. Darcy), something not from Twilight, a non-corrupted (aka don't take after Emma Watson) Harry Potter character, etc. Any of those will help you get a good guy, I guarantee it. Keep that in mind next year when you start putting on your miniskirt and horrid excuse for a blouse.

I'm not even going to identify the title quote for you.