I sold my soul to Google

You may notice that now there happen to be advertisements on the left side of the page. They were not forced on me, but rather, I have decided that if I'm going to be using this as an outlet for procrastination, I may as well try to get a little bit of money out of it. Yes, I know I am a sellout, but better selling out now than letting the site get big and selling out then- you see, this way I am less of a sellout since there is barely anything that I am in fact selling out.

In tribute to this issue, I have written a haiku:

Advertisements: You
Can’t live with them; you can’t make
Money without them


Please keep in mind that I am a college student (who happens to need money), and not some wealthy employed person who is doing this with his free time. No, I am in fact quite human (Surprising as it may be), and as a result do need money too.


And for those of you who care, the title is a 6 word short story, though unintentionally so.