Indecent Exposure

Well, it's Saturday. Again. Get some originality December- it's been done. And it's snowing! Finally.

No more classes! If you read my post yesterday, I already mentioned it, but it's worth another mention, methinks.

What with classes being done and such I lack inspiration for my posts... even though I, admittedly, rarely base posts on classes.

Since I can't think of anything clever to discuss, I shall revert to another limerick, which are never clever.


There once was a girl named Marie
And she felt the urge to party.
Though underage,
She went on stage,
And was fined for indecency


This is only slightly based on a true story. By which I mean none at all. Maybe. But in all seriousness, no one drinks at Cornell. At all. Not one alcoholic beverage on campus. That I know of. And only occasionally will I hear ambulances coming to pick up people for alcohol poisoning (only like ever 20 minutes, at least). Disregard anything I may have said in that vlog post.

And that "underage" "stage" rhyme may have been inspired by the Freezypop song "Sprode."

Sophisticated Shots

First thing's first: Shield your child's eyes if they are reading this, for this post is about alcoholic beverages (albeit in the least crude manner). Now here's something I've never understood:  Why is it that beer is considered unsophisticated? I mean, sure it's cheap and a low concentration, and champagne, wine and such are sophisticated, but still, it's pretty much the universal (by which I, of course, mean American) drink. I think the problem is merely that beer is not properly targeting the sophisticated audiences. So here's my real question:

It's beyond me why
There are no beers named after
William Shakespeare yet


I mean, really, it's not that hard. Here's my suggestion: In order to target a sophisticated audience, SOME beer company should market a "Shakesbeer" line of drinks. It could include such classics as:

A Winter's Ale
The Taming of the Brew
Two Gentlemen of Corona
All's Well that Amstel
King Beer
Much Ado about Frothing

And many more.

C'mon, there must be some beer heiress reading this or something... I'll only take some of the profits... Bueller... Oh well.