Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Who Needs a Balanced Breakfast

Putting aside all health concerns and needs for a balanced breakfast as advertised by the cereal industry, I am here today to settle a timeless debate with a simple 17 syllables.

I am, of course, referring to the debate of pancakes versus waffles. Up until a few years ago, I was not even aware of the existence of this issue, and simply assumed that the superior breakfast food was universally acknowledges as being superior. I then came across a friend who wished to contradict my entire way of life. Don't believe that this is an issue? Search for waffles vs. pancakes on google. You will find that it is much more serious an issue than you may think.

So without further ado, may I present my argument for this debate:


Waffles v. pancakes
Which gets its own appliance?
There’s no contest here



For those of you unable to put 7 and 5 together, the appliance I am referring to is a waffle iron.

3 comments:

  1. you have 6 syllables in the first line

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  2. That's debatable, though it is now a supreme court case thanks to you.

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  3. It is not debatable.

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/versus

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