Your hamper can be donated to a biology major? When your room would be considered a biohazard? When you risk breeding your own strain of swine flu? There are so many ways to finish that statement. For me, it's as simple as running out of clean underwear.
You probably have guessed where I'm going with this post by now. Yes, it is laundry day for me here in beautiful cloudy-with-a-chance-of-rain Ithaca. That being said, I have decided to devote an entire haiku (that's right, all 3 lines!) to my own laundry dealings.
I'm proud to say that
I do all my own laundry
And wear shrunk pink shirts
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a load of dress shirt and ties to take out of the dryer.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
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You know it's Laundry Day when the Fish and Wildlife Service declares your hamper an endangered species habitat.
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