Tea and Crumpets

If you read that title and thought British, don't worry- you're not racially profiling (well, maybe a little). British people do indeed love tea and crumpets (or so I've heard), but don't often have the two in tandem, much like Americans only occasionally have apple pie and french fries (unless you are Morgan Spurlock and/or making a movie about the obesity epidemic). Unfortunately, today I am not talking about British people (that's another day), but rather am advocating people randomly switching to British accents to make life a bit more interesting.

So that being said:

Everything is much
More fun when read in British
Accents. Mmmm, yes. Quite.


Hopefully you read that in a British accent. If not, please reread, for its purpose (because all haikus have purposes, right?) would be lost if you do not.

And now for something completely different which has absolutely nothing to do with British people or British accents. In fact, disregard everything I just said when reading the following:

Today for breakfast
I shall fancy a waffle
Perhaps with some tea


Fun, isn't it?