Wile E. Coyote vs. Acme Corp.

Ok, I know I had only planned to add 1 haiku a day, but alas I could not resist adding more. So I have decided that for now, at the very least, I will post at least 1 or 2 haiku (I can hear the shouts of "that's crazy talk!" through my computer).

This next haiku is about something that I have thought about for years. I am sorry to disappoint any Acme investors out there, but:


Wile E. Coyote
Should not need a good lawyer
For a settlement



Seriously, have you seen what he has been put through? Acme's products are faulty, and should all be recalled. In fact, I shall broadcast my own public service announcement regarding the issue:

Listen consumers:
If you own Acme products,
Demand a refund

(and it may also be wise to refrain from opening and/or using them)