If I had a pet miniature person, I'd paint them gold and name them Oscar

Okay, I lied. It's another beautiful day today, in spite of my prediction. The sky is blue and it's warm. Strangely enough.

I'd say that Spring is here, but I'd rather not jump the gun.

Tonight is a rather large event in Hollywood. It is the Oscars. Another chance for rich and famous Hollywood stars to become richer and more famous. I'd share my predictions with you, except I don't really care.

The best part of each
Award show is not awards.
It's all about hosts.


Really, if I wanted to know who won which award I'd look online, or on the cases for the DVDs, where they're bound to appear. The only real reason to watch the Oscars is for the hosts. This year, it's Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, who I reckon will double-handedly make it worth watching. Of course, neither is quite as handsome as Hugh Jackman, but honestly, that's not a qualification (trust me). I hope that this year's Academy Awards (which, for some reason, is just another name for the Oscars, although having an Oscar is a great honor than having an Academy Award if you ask me... it's like having a little person named Oscar) will be as entertaining as I expect. If not, I'll turn them off and watch some comedy compilation of the funny moments on Youtube. The end.