Poopypants

Another beautiful day. This is mother nature's way of foreshadowing the months of rain to come.

I've come up with a theory about the human nature based solely on the English lexicon.

If the words we have
Are any indication,
We hate each other.


Think about it. Try to think of all of the insulting nouns that you can. Asshole, slut, whore, bitch, jackass, twat, dumbass, smartass, moron, retard, idiot, nerd, noob, crybaby, hussy, pussy, wussy, poopypants, buttface, and the list goes on and on. Now, try to think of an equivalent list of compliment nouns. Umm... nice-guy, kind-soul, hard-worker... and that's all I've got. Seriously, either human beings absolutely hate each other, or we just can't bring our selves to compliment one another. Well, both of those are kind of true. So yes, judging by what words are available to us, I'd say that the fact that we can never have enough insults (and turn to insulting others' mothers) is testament to human beings' natural hatred.