"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"

EDIT: This post lacks a certain degree of silliness. Therefore, I shall add sarcastic commentary in italics and parentheses.

That's right, it's another Monday morning! (I can hear the excitement). You know what that means? Another Monday morning haiku! (Again, I can just hear the excitement).

Each Monday Morning
I wake to the sweet smell of
Procrastination

(Which, oddly enough, smells strangely akin to peanut butter cups and Apple Izzes (more like the smell that you need to take a shower))

That's right. While I face another week of work, I also face another week of procrastination! Not that my week of work is too bad (who cares?). Right now I am reading a number (12 pages worth) of Bob Dylan songs (again, who cares?). Quite the grueling assignment, is it not? (for you, maybe). I also slept over 10 hours in an effort to ward off the swine (mmmm sleep). I love college (well aren't you dandy). On a different note, today marks the 185th anniversary of the writing of the star spangled banner. Bet you didn't know that, did you? (Did you care? (this is a sad attempt to add humor to a practically humorless post. Although I suppose this commentary is the same thing. This commentary will self destruct in 10 seconds after having proven that it has a worthless existence))

The title quote comes from the movie Office Space



(Boom)