Fifteen Minutes Could Save you 15% or More on Procrastination

You know those Geiko commercials where they advertise that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance? While that's great, here's something to think about:

Those fifteen minutes
Spent switching to Geico could've
Produced a haiku


I mean, there's a lot you can do with 15 minutes, and although they may not be as productive as switching car insurances, who really wants to spend 15 minutes to switch car insurance? There are so many other things you can be doing, such as counting the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, playing a quick round of ping-pong, watching half of an epic fight scene from The Lord of the Rings, being famous, reading a few of my blog posts, or as aforementioned- writing a haiku (or like 5-15 of them). All of these would be much more entertaining and would overall have a greater contribution to your current state of happiness. Of course, you could still save that 15%, just do it later.

And yes, I am aware that the title makes little to no sense.