Cold Hard Truth Day

There's not a cloud in the sky on this fine, warm day. And today, it is the first day of April, otherwise known as April 1st.

There's this silly tradition people have where April 1st becomes April Fools day. It becomes this crazy day loved by kids where you can say practically anything and get away with it. If you are waiting for the perfect moment to propose to your significant other, it's now- since you can just say "April Fools!" if they say no. In all honesty, April Fools day is perfect for cold hard honesty. Think about it.

April Fools day is
The day to test the waters
For any big news.


Waiting to come out to your parents? Do it today! If they're appalled, say April Fools. Want to introduce your non-Jewish girlfriend to your Orthodox Jew parents? Do it today! Want to confess to the police about your hit and run last year and how you panicked and just kept driving and driving and have since carried all of the guilt with you? Don't do it today, they won't care if its April Fools day.

In other news, I'm pretty sure that today's weather is Ithaca's April Fools joke on us.