Litterererers

Last night as I picked up someone else's litter, I realized something.

Imagine if the
Police had enough funding
To charge all rebels.


And by rebels I mean law-breakers. Think about it. Rather than just doing all of the big things, what if they had a homicide-level force for everything?

"Look, litter! Quick, let's dust it for fingerprints and track down our perpetrator"

There could be a whole "CSI: New York Litterers" show. Think about how clean and shiny the world would be if that were the case. Perhaps my favorite situation would be:

"Excuse me sir, my measurements tell me that you are 22 feet away from the building. The sign says 25. I'm going to have to write you a ticket and take you down to the station for questioning."

Although, I suppose it if the police force had this type of funding, it would be a bit ridiculous.

"You there, did you drop this bottle?"
"No officer, I didn't"
"OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. You're under arrest"

They could easily abuse their power. Also, they could just sit by crosswalks and ticket every car that doesn't give the pedestrian the right of way, since it is technically an offense.

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