Don't Thirst and Facebook

There's finally snow here! It started snowing around midnight last night, and has not ceased since then. It's beautiful outside. And now I don't need to worry about scooping up the dog poop littered around the yard. Yay for snow!

It would seem fitting for me to talk about snow now, since it is actually snowing- but that's exactly what they want. No, I will not talk about snow, no matter how much the front page of all of the news sites pressure me.

Today, I found a rather hilarious list of "fails" on Facebook. I would suggest looking at it, especially before reading the remainder of this post.

Now, that list, if you didn't read it, has a number of hilarious posts by stupid and/or naive people. To that effect, I've taken to write a haiku regarding this issue.

If you're on Facebook,
I would highly recommend
You try to be smart


The number of stupid people on Facebook is sort of astounding. Examples can be found in that article, but also can be found just by going to your home page on Facebook. For instance, people who post pictures of themselves blatantly drinking alcohol while they are friends with their parents on Facebook. Or people who let any other person get on their Facebook, and those people end up changing the statuses to ridiculous things. Facebook is really the perfect way to eliminate any dignity one might have, and it can come with just one stupid status update or wall-post. So I would urge all my readers to be careful, and to remember one piece of advice: Don't thirst and Facebook.