"It's an Art!"

Here at Cornell, we are proud to have our own hotel, and consequentially, our own hotel school (because any school with a hotel needs a school associated with it... right?). I have refrained from making fun of it for a while now, but I am just having trouble staying away from it... it's just such an easy thing to make fun of. It's the Sarah Palin of Cornell (No offense to the hotelies in my readership).

The other day I was talking with a few friends and we were curious as to what the majors are for hotelies. Rather than looking it up like an unbiased knowledge-seeking individual, I have decided to fabricate my own list of majors.

The Hotel Majors:
Dish washing, room service, and
Culinary Arts

I have, of course, left out hotel management and such, but I ran out of syllables. Now, to bring me to my prewritten haiku which I did not wing (like the above haiku).

Culinary arts
Is just a fancy name for
The art of cooking


Think about it.



The title comes from the song "It's an Art" from the musical "Working," which my school did last spring.