The XXL White Undershirt of Surrender

Ok, after this morning's horrendous post (yes, I admit it), I plan to redeem myself by giving you a good post. The question is what this post should be about...

Well, I decided to take a look at the front page of The Daily Sun for inspiration, and I came across this article: "Dairy Bar to Move to Trillium As Stocking Hall Is Renovated." For those who might be uninformed, Cornell's dairy bar has absolutely amazing ice cream, designed by students themselves in an ice cream making class. The ice cream is cheap, delicious, and the serving sizes are HUGE. For not much more than a dollar, you can get a small cup about as big as Ben and Jerry's larges, which cost about 5 dollars and don't taste nearly as good. That being said, Trillium is significantly more convenient for people to get to than the Stocking Hall. In fact, many people eat lunch on a daily basis at Trillium. Which brings me to my haiku:

Cornell's Dairy Bar
Is inconveniently placed
For a good reason


Yes, I know the real reason is that the Stocking Hall is more convenient, but let's face it: Having the Dairy Bar there means that a small portion of the calories are burnt off just walking to the Bar (unless you take the bus, in which case you are waving the XXL white undershirt of surrender to the Freshman 15). Now that the Dairy Bar will be in a convenient place, it will mean that it gets much more business. Once it starts getting more business, it may decide to stay there. And suddenly we'll have fat Cornellians everywhere. And by Cornellians, I mean non-Humanities people, since we all eat at places more convenient to us. So I could really care less. Although I will likely go there more often. This post really isn't that funny. Maybe I'll post another incomprehensible silly post like I did that one time with "In Today's News...". Who knows. And only a few more posts till my 100th post surprise! Oh boy, the anticipation is killing me!