BJs... (No, not those BJs, get your mind out of the gutter)

So life at home has been good to me so far. Restocked on some supplies and got a new pair of shoes. Now off to Costco to look at glasses. My mom and I did a huge shopping at BJs (for those of you not from around here, it's one of those big warehouse shops that you need a membership to get into), and the whole time I felt like I was betraying Costco. However, we still managed to save lots of money (without switching car insurances),  and had an overall successful shopping trip. Something I wondered about alot today (and by a lot I mean I thought enough about it to write a haiku) though is:

I wonder whether
BJs has been sued about
False advertising


I mean, if you walk in there, and expect what the name may suggest- you will be greatly disappointed. In that regard, the name is very unfortunate (or fortunate depending on how you look at it). Although I suppose it's good for getting potential customers to come inside (no pun intended).

Wile E. Coyote vs. Acme Corp.

Ok, I know I had only planned to add 1 haiku a day, but alas I could not resist adding more. So I have decided that for now, at the very least, I will post at least 1 or 2 haiku (I can hear the shouts of "that's crazy talk!" through my computer).

This next haiku is about something that I have thought about for years. I am sorry to disappoint any Acme investors out there, but:


Wile E. Coyote
Should not need a good lawyer
For a settlement



Seriously, have you seen what he has been put through? Acme's products are faulty, and should all be recalled. In fact, I shall broadcast my own public service announcement regarding the issue:

Listen consumers:
If you own Acme products,
Demand a refund

(and it may also be wise to refrain from opening and/or using them)