"Chase You Down Until You Love Me"

Well, I have finally returned to my home. It's not quite as... dirty as I remember it being. Wonder why that could be.

If you'll recall, yesterday I talked a little about lobbying, which is the legal version of bribery. Today I will talk about a similar scenario.

I just read an article about a man who was arrested for stalking Jennifer Garner. He had allegedly been stalking her since 2002, and she took a restraining order out on him last year. Not only does he clearly have no life, but he also isn't very smart. Stalking charges are rather easy to work around: join the news corps.

The paparazzi
Are nothing but stalkers who
Are called official


I mean, really- they do the exact same thing as stalkers. They follow the celebrities' every move, and then they even go further- they use photographs and such to make money. It would make much more sense if it were the other way around, wouldn't it? I mean, stalkers are the true devotees- who do what they do for a hobby. Jennifer Garner really should be flattered, that someone would put so much time into something that does not garner profits (see what I did there?). It really shows that he is passionate about what he does. Paparazzi on the other hand, do it to make a living. If Burky (the stalker) were smart, he would have become a reporter. It sure would have made life much simpler for him.

The title is from Lady Gaga's song "Paparazzi."