Uniforms

Today, as I walked around the campus in the 40 degree weather, I realized something.

Cornell has a dress
Code: Long underwear, hoodies,
Thick pants, and layers


Really, well we may not have an actual dress code, but we may as well. Everyone is dressed the exact same way, with some variation such as types of jackets or the material of hats. And those who happen to be still dressed in flip-flops and shorts are looked at as one of two things: Crazy, or they've lived in Ithaca for a while.

And this post is too short to qualify as a half post, so I'm gonna do precisely what I've been taught not to do in essays: add fluff.

Fluff              fluff         fluff    
fluff        fluff          wool.      Cottonballs         fluff         fluff    
styrofoam packing peanuts.

I am cold. That fluff
Would serve well to keep me warm.
Frosty the Snowman.



Fin.